Friday, September 26, 2003

But the Cat Came Back
~As sung by Rowlf on the Muppett Show~
Little Benny had a cat
That they wouldn't let him keep
So he put her up for sale
At a Price he thought was cheap
He took her to a neighbor
To ask Him for advice
He said "Leave the kitty here,
She'll help me with the mice."
But the cat came back
She wouldn't stay away
She was sittin' on the porch
The very next day
The cat came back
She didn't want to roam
The very next day
It was home sweet home
Little Benny met a man
Who was drivin' way out West
He would give the cat a ride
As a special, honored guest
The Steering Wheel was wobbly
He drove into a tree
The car was just a total wreck
As anyone could see
But the cat came back
She wouldn't stay away
She was sittin' on the porch
The very next day
The cat came back
She didn't want to roam
The very next day
It was home sweet home
Little Benny got a gun
From the Human Cannonball
He put the cat inside
(And tried Nitro-tally-wall) (??)
When Benny pulled the trigger
the cannon made a roar
the neighbors all surrendered
'cause they thought it was a war
But the cat came back
She wouldn't stay away
She was sittin' on the porch
The very next day
The cat came back
She didn't want to roam
The very next day
It was home sweet home
Little Benny gave the cat
To a man who had a bomb
Took the cat away
She was acting cool & calm
And then the bomb exploded
It made an awful sound
They looked and looked for ages
But the man was never found
But the cat came back
She wouldn't stay away
She was sittin' on the porch
The very next day
The cat came back
She didn't want to roam
The very next day
It was home sweet home

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