Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Cubs lose
So I might not believe in a monotheistic god, but sometimes we all witness the supernatural. Tonight's top half of the eighth inning at Wrigley was a demonstration of a curse. The Cubs are not allowed to win by forces bigger than humanity itself. There is no other explanation. I give the Cubbies exactly one chance in hell of winning game 7 tomorrow. If you own pigs, check them for wings. If you have a weather-cam in Hell, look for snow. Otherwise, we're looking at the Florida Marlins, a team ten years old and one whose ownership has intentionally thrown entire seasons away to save money, going to their second World Series. Crap.

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