Monday, December 29, 2003

Okay, this is kind of amazing - FBI urges police to watch for people carrying almanacs - Dec. 29, 2003
The stated purpose is to help make local police more suspicious of people they pull over who have perfectly innocent materials in their car. I didn't know cops needed to be more suspicious. Fucking lovely. What a freedom loving bunch we Americans must be to let our governmnet get away with this shit.

If someone is paying attention to the world around them, rather than going to the Mall or other societally beneficial activity, they shall be incarcerated. Reading the news is something terrorists do, so anyone with a newspaper should be watched carefully by law enforcement. Terrorists frequently drive gas-efficient vehicles to save money to buy bombs and stuff, so only SUV drivers shall be considered trustworthy Americans. I love my government.


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