Friday, February 13, 2004

Wacky Monotheists of the Day! - Teens promote abstinence with 'Day of Purity' - Feb. 13, 2004
Today is the "Day of Purity" during which young people are supposed to use peer pressure to convince their less-pure, inferior, hellbound classmates that all that sex they're having just isn't cool. Cause, you know... it's the kids that are cool in the eyes of "God" that are the really cool ones. And "God" hates it when people express love for each other. God wants you to be cold toward other people- rejecting them and telling them that their desires are dirty. Then "God" is happy and he will make the Sun shine every day and bring back the puppy that Dad accidentally ran over with the S.U.V. last Summer.


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